We're on TV!

These things get media publicity:

• Wrist-cutting emo kids
• Jejemon
• Local K-pop groups
• Faith healers
• Freaks who can crack coconuts open with their teeth
• Kris Aquino's lovelife
• Aborted babies
• Cheap whores in Pampanga
  
• Bieber Hair fever
  
• Cosplay

You know what they have in common? They're all squatter shit! So remember, just because you're on TV doesn't mean you're less of a social degenerate than you really are. You're nothing but a bad joke. And no, "weird" is not the new "cool".