Madao
(ma)ru de (da)me na (o)ssan: good-for-nothing old man
(ma)jide (da)ssai (o)yaji: the really uncool old man
(ma)ssa ni (da)rusou na (o)yaji: really uncool-looking old man
(ma)ttaku (da)rakushite (o)ssan: really depraved old man
(ma)zui (da)shi to (o)age: horrid bean curd
(ma)ttaku (da)ijobu ja nai (o)kyaku: customer who's really not all right
(ma)tomo ni (da)karetakunai (o)toko: men no one wants to date
(ma)ji de (da)kaetai (o)toko: man one seriously wants to date
(ma)ttaku (da)masenai (o)toboke: fool who unconvincingly feigns ignorance
(ma)ssugu ikite no (da)inashi na jinsei na (o)jisan:
old man who lives as he wants, but accomplishes nothing
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